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December 16, 2009
“ Why are we celebrating someone’s birthday who only achieved a measly 12 followers in his lifetime?
December 3, 2009
“ I’ve enjoyed giving presentations at work a lot more since I started communicating exclusively through interpretive dance.
“ What’s the difference between a golf ball and an Escalade?
Tiger Woods can drive one of them 400 yards.
December 2, 2009
“ If I were dating popular culture, I think we’d be having a conversation in a cafe where I explained I was just not into them anymore.
“ Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Fellatio.” My efforts to produce Shakepearean porn are gonna take the world by storm.
November 24, 2009
“ Fine. Ignore the fact that I vacuumed up a spider all by myself and focus on the fact that I won’t let the vacuum cleaner back in the house.
November 19, 2009
“ The first rule of Helen Keller Club is: ARFCARBAHHHHGLE!!!
“ Is this “New Moon” everyone is talking about supposed to replace the one that NASA blew up?
November 18, 2009
“ Spending too much money to revive the economy could spark a double-dip recession, said Obama who was apparently eating nachos at the time.
“ There comes a day in every procrastinators life when she has to stand up and say enough is enough! And that day. Is tomorrow.
