Recipe for glass of milk:
1. Find a house with an unlocked door
2. Locate where glasses are kept (probably in the kitchen)
3. Run away from angry homeowner (don’t forget your glass!)
4. Go to Starbucks
5. Flirt with whomever is behind the counter
6. While they are making you your “On the house” Frappuccino, fill your stolen glass with milk from behind said counter
7. Hand glass of milk to crazy blonde child
8. Move to Rochester
9. LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER
Results may vary.
2 years ago