Joe Schmitt’s Greatest Hits
- Chicago Bears Fight Song (frustrated fan version)
- 7 Things About Me
- It’s not a hat
- @twincident’s interview of me at BlogHer ‘09
- Top rated tweets at Favstar
- My trip on the Wienermobile
- My motherducking iPhone
- Mathematical proof that it’s never too soon to joke about dead celebrities
- My challenge to Ashton Kutcher (never accepted)
- Etiquette question
- Lightbulb jokes
- Passive-Aggressive Club
- Am I the only one who sees a billboard like this and regards it as a challenge?
- Other things I remember about my teen years
Twitter tips
- “The List”: My favorite people to follow on Twitter
- How to pimp on Twitter
- Twitter Prayer
- Favrd: Why I love it, why anyone who loves funny tweets should use it
- Tweet of the Day
- Overheard during the last Twitter maintenance
