February 2012
12 posts
Feb 1st
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January 2012
16 posts
Jan 31st
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If only Reagan were alive to point out how little...
He raised taxes. He ran deficits. He compromised. Really it would be so awesome if Reagan appeared at a GOP debate and said “you know nothing of my work” the way the Marshal McCluhan appeared in Annie Hall to discredit the guy behind Woody Allen in line.
Jan 28th
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Jeez, there’s more clapping at the State of the Union than at the start of Colbert. Did Congress install an applause sign?
Jan 25th
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2 tags
Acceptable reasons for murder in Chicago:
1. Self-defense. 2. Intruder in your house. 3. Ignored your dibs on parking space YOU DUG OUT.
Jan 21st
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Jan 20th
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Santorum won Iowa by 69 votes. →
But given the definition of Santorum, wouldn’t it be more appropriate if he won by 66. Think about it.
Jan 20th
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“Rick Perry says he’s leaving the race: “It’s exhausting...”
– @TeaPartyCat (formerly @theTCAT)
Jan 19th
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Jay-Z says reports of him dropping the use of... →
Sadly, everything but the quote is true.
Jan 18th
9 notes
2 tags
“Never mind. I’ll just look it up in this set of encyclopedias I found at a...”
Jan 18th
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Jay-Z announced he’s not going to say “bitch” anymore. I wonder what would’ve happened if he had a son?
Jan 18th
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“When Jordan had the ball in the closing seconds of the fourth quarter—clock...”
– Interesting post from my friends over at Chicago Side Sports, a new sports site that’s trying to take a different angle on sports reporting. Take a look: ChicagoSide: Michael Jordan Is A Jerk.  
Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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“Both Chicago airports are closed right now because the pilots are all out making...”
Jan 12th
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Chicagoans, it's going to snow tomorrow →
And my friend over at City Hall created this site to cover all the city’s snow services and rules.
Jan 12th
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Jan 4th
16 notes