It wouldnt let me say how many people I was rsvping for from my iPhone. And couldn’t add to my calendar. Is there no other way to invite people to things that we must keep using this awful, unusable site? They’ve had 3 and a half years to get this to work on smartphones.
Am I the only one who sees this?
So mark your calendars:
6/1-10/21 Collect donations to Camping ministry so Rapture date can be advertised
9/21 Put up billboards reminding people of the Rapture
10/22 Jokes about how the Rapture didn’t happen, endure ridicule
10/23 Jokes die down
10/24 Count the millions from last failed prediction (thanks, suckers!)
10/25 Predict Rapture on new date
11/1 Begin collecting money to advertise new Rapture date
Lather, rinse, repeat.
Amazon has her latest album for 99cents today, and for only $50 I’ll come punch you in the face too.
This should be interesting. What should I make him do?
Yesterday on Facebook: “Rapture? Ha! What a fool.”
Today: “My horoscope says My husband will be a Gemini.”
He’d like to reschedule— does July 12th work for everyone? No? The 19th maybe?
I’m not sure what the point of predicting the end of the world is— it’s the one thing you’ll never get to say “I told you so” about.
And really, what else is there?
Hey! I just clicked on a virus that auto-DMed everyone who follows me. Here’s the link: http://bit.ly/kzN210 (Please RT)
- Me: So we have a new mayor now.
- Taylor: We do? Who is it?
- [silence in the room]
- Me: Rahm. The inauguration is today.
- Taylor: Oh, I thought you meant there was a new mayor of our office on Foursquare.