They sell jeans pre-faded and ripped, so my new million-dollar fashion idea is pre-stained shirts. I’ve got many “designs” ready to go.
Superman is invulnerable except for Kryptonite.
And other Kryptonians.
And of course Yoko.
Just because the law allows you to disregard the Do Not Call List doesn’t make it OK. If I’ve asked not to be called, I don’t want to be called, and will think less of any solicitor who does. I’ll remember your annoying calls when I’m writing checks and standing in the voting booth.
Everyone on the Do Not Call List
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I hear Words With Friends is on Android now, so if you want to lose by 200, challenge me.
And don’t fret, Blackberry owners, you can join the fun too— Words With Friends will be on Blackberry by 2014.
What’s a redemption center? Is it a depot where one can procure redemption? Perhaps in bulk?
(It’s where you recycle cans and bottles to get your five cents back, dork.)
If the Redemption Center doesn’t work, try the Catholic Church’s Confession app. It has the bishop’s imprimatur.
I love the new Blackberry commercial touting the Urban Spoon app. “Blackberry, now only 3 years behind the iPhone!”
Trump “seriously considering run for president” because “who else could get the US through bankruptcy with its business reputation intact?”
If I dig out a parking spot, it is mine. If you park in it, then under Chicago law I’m entitled to break your window and build a snowman in your driver’s seat.
Look, I don’t make the rules, but these are the things we must do to live in a civilized society.
- Me: Charles Woodson is out of his pads. That's not good.
- Matt: I don't even know who his backup is.
- Me: Well, you can bet it's not the defensive player of the year.
- Me: I don't want to watch the Black Eyed Peas. Is something else on?
- Matt: Hmmm... Well, there's no Bud Bowl. And they didn't play the Lingerie Bowl this year.
- Me: No, they played the Lingerie Bowl last week. It's called the Pro Bowl now.
They don’t think people will tweet about the Super Bowl or could figure that out themselves?