December 2011
15 posts
“The nativity scene is not for battle.”
– My sister, to her boys 9 and 6
“There are no atheists in foxholes. Neither are there grinches when the Christmas...”
“Thanks to sans-serif fonts, I’m only just learning that he was not Kim...”
“Friends, if anyone asks you where I was this weekend, whatever you do,...”
“Crap! The new Lexus I bought for my wife got stuck under a viaduct because of...”
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“Putting Windows on my MacBook. It’s a process I call Harrison...”
“I don’t have Seasonal Affected Disorder; I have Bears Suck Affected...”
Rick Santorum says he'll make a major announcement... →
Sources say he’ll be changing his name to “Dan Savage” to fix his Google problem.
Chicagoans: I’m going to meet @dansinker (the man behind @MayorEmanuel) on Saturday at Third Coast Comics in Rogers Park. You should too.
“Is 14 years too many for Blagojevich? No. I’d rather he be sentenced until...”
“BREAKING: Millions make spelling jokes on Twitter in wake of Dan Quayle...”
“I’m a little concerned that if Newt Gingrich becomes president that he...”