“The nativity scene is not for battle.”
—My sister, to her boys 9 and 6
December 2011
15 posts
“There are no atheists in foxholes. Neither are there grinches when the Christmas cookies come out of the oven.”
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“Thanks to sans-serif fonts, I’m only just learning that he was not Kim Jong the Second.”
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“Friends, if anyone asks you where I was this weekend, whatever you do, DON’T SAY that I was in North Korea assassinating Kim Jong Il.”
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“Crap! The new Lexus I bought for my wife got stuck under a viaduct because of the damn over-sized bow on the roof.”
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“Putting Windows on my MacBook. It’s a process I call Harrison Bergeron-ing.”
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“I don’t have Seasonal Affected Disorder; I have Bears Suck Affected Disorder. It’s in DSM-IV, look it up.”
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Rick Santorum says he'll make a major announcement Friday. →
livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com
Sources say he’ll be changing his name to “Dan Savage” to fix his Google problem.
Chicagoans: I’m going to meet @dansinker (the man behind @MayorEmanuel) on Saturday at Third Coast Comics in Rogers Park. You should too.
“Is 14 years too many for Blagojevich? No. I’d rather he be sentenced until the Cubs are in the World Series.”
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“BREAKING: Millions make spelling jokes on Twitter in wake of Dan Quayle endorsement.”
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“I’m a little concerned that if Newt Gingrich becomes president that he might leave to become prime minister if we fall into another recession.”
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