I, Kim Kardashian, take you, Kris Humphries, for my lawful husband, to have and...
Stop comparing Kim Kardashian to Elizabeth Taylor! Elizabeth Taylor could ACT!
The nice thing about being at a kids Halloween party is that for a change...
The Statue Of Liberty turned 125 today, though when the GOP congress found out...
If you don’t think corporations are people, then you are a corporacist.– How do I trademark this and sell usage rights to the Romney campaign?
How awful it is that the nice man in the striped shirt keeps dropping his yellow...– What I imagine the Queen remarking during the Bears-Bucs game
Veronica is now hoping that the Rapture doesn’t happen until after the Duran Duran concert.
Veronica won the Duran Duran tickets!
Thanks to everyone who answered my call to go like her comment yesterday, especially Cary and Paula who reblogged it.
Tea Party Nation demands businesses “not hire a... →
Wonder how this figures in the GOP jobs plan. I love how they all think they’re some fucking John Galt. But that’s a fairy tale— there’s always someone ready to take your place.
I need everyone to go like my wife Veronica... →
Do it now and no one gets hurt.
I’m not saying Republicans are one-minded about how to solve problems, but...
Michele Bachmann objects to fact checking at political debates: “My Bible...
I can’t imagine speech-to-text services like Siri catching on, because how...
SERIOUS QUESTION: Has anyone in Chicago used a data recovery service for a failed hard drive? Had any luck? Where did you take it?
In the latest polls Rick Perry is behind Rick Santorum, which means that Dan...
Osama bin Amish strikes again! →
This is quite a story of how some Amish extremists went on a rampage cutting the beards of people they felt didn’t have strong enough faith. Though just when you think it can’t get any better, their names are Levi Miller, Johnny Mullet and Lester Mullet. Yes, yes, the Mullet brothers are on the loose!
Do you really want to live in a society where just getting by requires a person...– from the Daily Kos in response to the 53% percenters. Read it. It’s good, and explains why the the 53% crowd and Tea Party in general aren’t responding to actual arguments by liberals, but by what they assume liberals would say. Somehow it doesn’t matter that they get that right.
Rahm on the Occupy protests: "hear their anguish". →
Dead on. I love this man.
When talking amongst themselves, beavers describe how busy they are as...
Tonight’s GOP debate will open with a new music video from Hank Williams...
Keep Candy Corn and Carry On
more nervous than a fundamentalist preacher’s wife on National Coming Out...– my new catchphrase
The World According To The GOP:
When private investors put money in 20 companies and one fails, that’s expected, and it’s why investors diversify their investments; when a Democratic administration invests in 20 and one fails*, it’s clearly a sign of corruption and that big government is a failure. *Solyndra was $500 million of a $10 billion investment in solar companies.
I tweeted this earlier: PETA’s version of “Old MacDonald” needs work: “with a soy bean here, and a soy bean there…” I’m not even sure what sound a soy bean makes. And now I’m thinking what would the other lyrics be?
What's the etiquette here when 35 friends all...
Can I like/heart/star/favorite just the first one I see? Do I need to determine who posted it first and like only that one? Do I like them all? Do I like one and then leave a comment on the other 34 calling them imitating hacks? I need answers, people.
Occupy Wall Street: Necessary or Noise? →
inthefade: My article on OWS is finally published. Read, like, hate, etc. I walked by the protest in Chicago and had the same experience you did, not knowing what it was all about. If it’s about 99 things, then it is about nothing. Corporate greed— yes, I’m against that. Balancing the budget and paying down the debt by raising taxes rather than cuts— yes, I’m for...
Would someone explain to me why Spotify tells me...
It’s like they only want me to know. It doesn’t seem fair.
Apple announced the iPhone 4s and Card App, which allows you to send cards from...– *assuming the post office continues to exist.