“I just mistook a Navy commercial for The Colbert Report. Don’t laugh; it’s easier than you think.”
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February 2011
37 posts
“My dog hasn’t always been lazy. It’s just that he’s never been the same since that quick brown fox jumped over him.”
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“How can you tell if someone’s really old? They’re still writing out “Michigan” on their address, rather than abbreviating it “MI”.”
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January 2011
55 posts
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Which is a bigger mockery of an actual NFL game— the Lingere Bowl or the Pro Bowl?
Memento is an hour in.
If I start watching now, will I be confused?
NASA needs to pick better pilots. I mean that Challenger guy crashed into THIN AIR!
What, too soon?
“CORRECTION: The government didn’t shut down the internet in Egypt; it’s just that everyone there uses Tumblr.”
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“CORRECTION: The government didn’t shut down the internet in Egypt; it’s just an AT&T 3G dead zone.”
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I hate to break it to you people,
but we’re all listed in Tumblweeds under #overcapacity, #offlineformaintenance, and #pleasebepatient. All the other directories don’t matter.
“Open your eyes, people! The Three Little Pigs was written by bricklayers.”
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Michele Bachmann Proposes "Don't Add, Don't Spell" →
huffingtonpost.com
This man is a genius!
Rep. Bachmann called the proposal “a reflection of core Tea Party values” and said it would “deliver the American people from the tyranny of arithmetic, spelling, and punctuation.”
In addition to “Don’t Add, Don’t Spell,” Rep. Bachmann suggested slashing the Federal budget by eliminating nine of the first ten Amendments to the Constitution.
My new favorite site -- Things Real People Don't Say About Advertising
Submitted by http://indierockcombover.com/
“BREAKING: Illinois court kicks Rahm off the ballot unless he can prove he wasn’t born in Kenya.”
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“Damn it! I’m still writing “Bears win” on my checks.”
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My lucky Bears underwear is getting a bit rank. I’m not sure I can keep wearing them without washing until the Super Bowl, but I’ll try!
“There’s a coupon for free oatmeal in the salads.”
—If there’s a more macho statement than that, I haven’t heard it.
“Maybe it’s just me, but I find it hard to be insulted by someone who says “your an asswhole”.”
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Joe Lieberman announced he won’t be running for reelection in 2012: “There’s just no party left for me to defect to.”
