Joe Schmitt has something to say

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September 2010

57 posts

I don't like to tell people how to do their job...

but if you are selling a Twitter service of some sort,

and trying to get your foot in the door at a company,

and everyone at that company keeps telling you to “talk to Joe Schmitt. He’s our social media/Twitter guy.”

then wouldn’t it make sense for you to look him up before you talk to him?

And maybe, just maybe, realize that he knows something about Twitter,

and therefore not give him your Twitter 101 for Babies stump speech?

Sep 30, 201044 notes
Sep 28, 201014 notes
#ann coulter #@zippybippy
Sep 27, 201023 notes
#Sharpie
  • Coworker: You know what makes my ass itch?
  • Me: I'm hoping this is a pet peeve, and not something that requires a cream...
Sep 27, 201022 notes
Sep 27, 201054 notes
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Sep 27, 20109 notes
Huzzah! I upgraded my iPhone to 4.1.

It was so easy—it only took 19 hours, 4 reboots, 6 support searches, 12 error messages, and my youth.

Sep 27, 201033 notes
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Sep 26, 201037 notes
Sep 26, 201013 notes
“Cialis does not protect against HIV or other STDs.” —from a Cialis ad. Exactly how stupid do lawyers think people in this country are? Did someone actually complain? I mean, really? What next— “Aspirin does not protect against HIV or other STDs”? “Driver on closed course. Do not attempt. Ford Mustang does not protect against HIV or other STDs.” “Fares not available on all routes, subject to availability. United Airlines does not protect against HIV or other STDs.” “Available on DVD and Blue-Ray. The Hurt Locker does not protect against HIV or other STDs.” Exactly where does this end?!
Sep 25, 2010
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Sep 25, 20105 notes
“It’s starting to seem like it’s always someone’s birthday on Twitter.” —
Sep 24, 201012 notes
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Sep 24, 201037 notes
My tweet about Facebook being down made Huffington Post. Now I just sit back and let the checks roll in. → huffingtonpost.com

(it’s #12)

Sep 24, 201028 notes
My Twitter friends, can I get your help on some hijinx?

I did a fake RT of Lady Gaga, and I’m asking you to RT it too:

RT @LadyGaga: OMG!!! Do I really sound like this? http://youtube.com/watch?v=RQGQ5dW3UXs

http://twitter.com/#!/joeschmitt/status/25319403042

Sep 23, 20105 notes
Sep 22, 2010
Poor Jesse Jackson, Jr.

Just because he told someone to pay Blagojevich $6 million for a senate seat and cheated on his wife with a white woman, now no one wants to vote for him for mayor any more. It’s just not fair!

Sep 22, 201026 notes
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Sep 22, 20105 notes
#lady gaga #harry caray #cubs announcer #thad
Netflix to Announce Video Streaming Service for Canada Tomorrow → mashable.com

@arjunbasu posted this. He was excited.

I was sad. It means Canada doesn’t have streaming Netflix now. Canada must be a Third World country.

Poor Canada.

Sep 21, 201021 notes
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