The new Droid-X phone allows you to select your favorite NFL team and then it texts you when they are inside the 20 yard line to watch the game live from your phone.
For Bears fans this means you’ll never miss another Cutler interception!
Lions fans should see no change in their service.
Note to the writers: It was much, much better without all that other crap. Like when someone edited Jar-Jar Binks out of Star Wars.
Of course who am I to suggest a vampire show limit itself to just vampires.
“Government has no business telling us what foods we can or can’t be poisoned by.”
People say marriage is a sacred institution that needs protecting a lot, but I don’t think they really mean it. Or maybe they just don’t know how to protect it. So with that in mind, here’s my proposal:
People will only be allowed to get engaged after 40 years of dating, and engagements should last at least half that long. It may be extreme, but I guarantee no more divorces or extramarital affairs. Just think if Tiger had been forced to wait? Think about it, people. Marriage is a sacred institution, and this is the only real way to protect it.
And of course any two consenting adults, gay or straight, will be allowed to marry.