July 2010
31 posts
June 2010
54 posts
The new Droid-X phone allows you to select your favorite NFL team and then it texts you when they are inside the 20 yard line to watch the game live from your phone.
For Bears fans this means you’ll never miss another Cutler interception!
Lions fans should see no change in their service.
Stanley Cup going to Chicago Gay Pride Parade →
nhl.fanhouse.com
Yes, it’s true. Since coming to Chicago, the Stanley Cup has come out of the closet. I wonder how the news that the Cup is gay will go over with all the guys who have drank from it or kissed it over the years.
But still, the Cup cannot get married legally in this country!
Watched season 2 of True Blood last week, and fast-forwarded through all the non-vampire parts.
Note to the writers: It was much, much better without all that other crap. Like when someone edited Jar-Jar Binks out of Star Wars.
Of course who am I to suggest a vampire show limit itself to just vampires.
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Rep. Joe Barton apologized to Campbells today for being forced to recall 15 million pounds of Spaghetti-Os.
“Government has no business telling us what foods we can or can’t be poisoned by.”
“I thought there was nothing I could care less about than the World Cup. Then someone told me Kobe won another NBA championship.”
—@joeschmitt
Prince William to marry on same day his parents did. →
hollyscoop.com
I’m not a superstitious person, but really, your parents got divorced, buddy! There are 364 other days of the year that aren’t tainted, pick one of them.
On Protecting Marriage: A Modest Proposal
People say marriage is a sacred institution that needs protecting a lot, but I don’t think they really mean it. Or maybe they just don’t know how to protect it. So with that in mind, here’s my proposal:
People will only be allowed to get engaged after 40 years of dating, and engagements should last at least half that long. It may be extreme, but I guarantee no more divorces or extramarital affairs. Just think if Tiger had been forced to wait? Think about it, people. Marriage is a sacred institution, and this is the only real way to protect it.
And of course any two consenting adults, gay or straight, will be allowed to marry.
“Hit a few keys by accident and suddenly my computer is talking. I don’t know what Microsoft Narrator is, but it owes me a clean pair of boxers.”
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“I was riding the El this morning and some guy bent over to get something out of his backpack. He ended up sticking his dockers-clad butt in my face, and this was annoying. In other words, I was affronted by a behind.”
—Sam Battin, who performs the Faustus J. Cornbird character in Breaking The News
