May 2010
119 posts
Dear Flowering Plants,
Stop it!
Sincerely, Me
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If I'm not supposed to eat beef because the cows produce methane and that's bad for the environment, then if I eat vegetables won't I be producing a lot of methane?
Seems like the only difference is that when I eat the beef, then my wife and I don’t have to smell the methane.
What am I missing here?
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For some reason I found myself thinking of this old SNL sketch →
snltranscripts.jt.org
Where were you when you heard JFK was shot?
Phil Kubec: Hold on, Tom. Again, I’m sorry. Let me get this straight - you didn’t know that President Kennedy had been shot for nine years?
Tom LaPorte: Well, Phil, you know, I was never really big, you know, on current events..
Phil Kubec: We’re talking about the President getting shot, here! I mean, the President of the United States! How could you have missed it?
Tom LaPorte: Well, you know.. I usually turn to the Sports page first. I like to catch that first..
Phil Kubec: [ exasperated ] The Sports page?! This was one of the biggest stories of the decade!
Tom LaPorte: Well, maybe it was a big story in Dallas, but..
Phil Kubec: This was not a local story! I can’t believe this! Have you ever heard anything so stupid in your life?
Full transcript linked above, and Jim Belushi does a great job being the sports fan who doesn’t know. Attempts to find the video online have failed. Still makes me laugh, especially at the end where Tim Kazurinsky leans over and asks what has happened to President Kennedy.
My 20 year reunion is next week.
Do you think any of them know who invented Post-Its?
10 days until Blagojevich trial starts. He's asking the court for a delay... in case another one of the witnesses commits suicide or flees the country.
Sadly, both of these things has happened and consequently weakened the government’s case against him.
“Damnit. I hate being disappointed.”
—Facebook comment. Can you be disappointed and like it?
