I have no tattoos,
So good luck identifying my corpse.
But in 10 years, being the last untagged 50-year-old male may be identification enough.
And of course there’s always the hat.
March 2010
83 posts
The Truth About Earth Hour
If all the power was off, how did people know Earth Hour was over?
Just as I thought, Earth Hour is just a marketing ploy by a large
eggtimer concern.
MLB announced Obama will throw out the first pitch on Opening Day.
The Nationals are still considering him for their 5th starter.
“We’ll see how he throws,” general manager Mike Rizzo said. “I just need someone who can throw strikes.”
Thinking I need to come up with a really impressive desk drawer so that you all continue to look up to me as your king.
“Let’s update the shit out of that report!”
—someone who is a little too enthusiastic for Monday
Iggy Pop decides to stop stage diving →
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…after no one catches him at Carnegie Hall.
Also his walker was posing a danger to fans.
Top 5 Things I Learned, some the hard way (week ending 3-25-2010)
- A “hot mess” is not a good thing.
- Halle Berry and Adrien Brody did not live happily ever after.
- Even with the humiliation to Rod Blagojevich, The Apprentice is still unwatchable.
- Never pay a girl scout for cookies in advance, even your goddaughter.
- When your wife puts Ben Gay on her forehead to help alleviate migraine pressure, DO NOT KISS HER ON THE FOREHEAD.
The external modem reset restored Internet
As I knew it would.
“The router is not a computer”
PLEASE. What is it, then? A fruit? A tapestry? A philosophical construct?
At least their name is right, although misspelled—Cox.
Yes, a router is a computer. So’s your phone. So’s your car it turns out. It’s a shame you can’t reach through the phone and slap these people.
golden gate blonde: And this is why it matters →
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I don’t talk about politics very much on Twitter. This surprises some people who know me in real life because I am a hardcore political junkie. I just don’t usually see much point in discussing it with strangers.
Today I am breaking my own rule. Because today was a good day, and I wanted to tell…
Kept meaning to reblog this. Healthcare isn’t just abstract— the people who need it are very real.
I used “bidened” in conversation today.
