August 2009
161 posts
“Buh? NBC says there will be comedy airing at 10/9 Central this fall, but that’s when Leno’s new show will air. I bet he’s gonna be pissed.”
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@giromide, Tweet of the Day runner-up, August 31, 2009 (nominated by @ninjapixie83)
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“If PMS were a superpower, I’d take over the whole freaking world. And then have some ice cream and a good cry.”
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@cloudya01, Tweet of the Day, August 31, 2009
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“Not doing social media because you don’t want people saying bad things about you” is the new “if we only teach abstinence in high schools, then teens won’t have sex”.”
—@joeschmitt, and he would have tweeted it, but it’s just too damn long.
Ah, the sweet relief of Claritin D.
I love,
love,
love it.
If only there were a way to make it stronger, to boil it down to its essence and get it to the bloodstream faster and with greater strength. If only.
Sure, I'd like to help.
Let me just get in my time machine and go back to last month when you made all these promises without asking anyone what they would cost.
“Yes, yes, let’s ignore past performance and plan this project by how much it SHOULD cost and how much time it SHOULD take. Then there’s nothing more to do but sit back and be greeted as liberators.”
—(via meetingboy)
What's the German word for when you think you saved yourself two cookies, but then the cookie jar is empty because, screw it, you ate those last two on your way out to work because it was raining and you thought it would cheer you up?
“When you guys change avatars, I get the same look on my face as my Labrador when he’s trying to bite the water from the sprinklers.”
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@nonsequiturific, Tweet of the Day honorable mention, August 28, 2009
Let this be a lesson to you all never, ever to change your avatars.
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“Well, I guess it is true. I didn’t turn off my phone and every single person in this clinic just died.”
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@slag_mag, Tweet of the Day runner-up, August 28, 2009
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“It’s a recession, and I’m all out of damns to give.”
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@vinabean, Tweet of the Day, August 28, 2009 (nominated by @LuvvieIG)
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It appears I've been banned from Favrd?
See?
Read the comments - changing your avatar can result in problems on Favrd. Also changing your avatar confuses the old people like me.
PS: On your way out can you tell that kid to get off my lawn?
