“What I need is a diet where you lose weight by tweeting lame jokes & inane comments.”
—@sandro, Tweet of the Day, March 31, 2009
March 2009
27 posts
“
Son: I’m not going to do Twitter when I grow up. The lady on the news said it was bad.
Me: The lady on the news is BAD.
” —@AprilSTL, Tweet of the Day runner-up, March 30, 2009
“A hangover is the wrath of grapes.”
—@Lilykily, Tweet of the Day, March 30, 2009
“Just once I want to hear a woman accidentally say ‘checkmate’ to a marriage proposal.”
—@DieLaughing, Tweet of the Day, March 27, 2009
“Each time I hear someone say “don’t worry it’s herbal” I think how comforting these words must have been to Socrates before drinking hemlock.”
—@ttseco, Tweet of the Day runner-up, March 26, 2009
“Just looking at credit card and mortgage statements and weeping. AS USURY.”
—@yhf, Tweet of the Day, March 26, 2009
“oh, great. i ask this kid to go into the lake to look for my mood ring, & he’s in there showing off his dead-man’s float instead.”
—@melissasantos, Tweet of the Day runner-up, March 24, 2009
“My cat refuses to acknowledge Daylight savings time. Should have named her Arizona.”
—@Reba723, Tweet of the Day, March 25, 2009
“When riding escalator, please observe: right side is for heavy iPhone users, left side for people who exercise because they have no iPhones.”
—@kimproper, Tweet of the Day, March 24, 2009
“Phases of my 2 months on Twitter:
1. Actual actions
2. “New news”
3. “Social media”
4. Trying so hard to be funny it hurts. It really does.” —@lisarahmat, Tweet of the Day honorable mention, March 20, 2009
1. Actual actions
2. “New news”
3. “Social media”
4. Trying so hard to be funny it hurts. It really does.” —@lisarahmat, Tweet of the Day honorable mention, March 20, 2009
“I just wanted all of you to know that I followfriday’ed people to impress Jodie Foster.”
—@yhf, Tweet of the Day runner-up, March 20, 2009
“It’s Friday! Let’s pâté like it’s 1999! Goose down, goose funky!”
—@OwaTaguSiam, Tweet of the Day, March 20, 2009
“If you had told me 5 yrs ago that one day I’d feel compelled to tell the internet when I’m going to take a nap, I’d have said you were nuts.”
—@ladawn, runner-up for Tweet of the Day, March 17, 2009
“I just realized I’ve been sitting in a parked car for 30 min with my seatbelt still on. I put the “me” in lame.”
—@ungraceful, runner-up for Tweet of the Day, March 17, 2009
“Spotted in downtown Evanston — a woman obviously braless. Almost called out to her, “Erin?!”
—@giromide, Tweet of the Day, March 17, 2009
“Got all the way to work before I realized I have a milk-goatee. I guess we do become more like our pets. I have to use the litter box.”
—@beccajoojoo, Tweet of the Day, March 16, 2009
“Facebook should ask, “How can you show you are more happily married, religious, or successful than your old classmates?”
—@giromide, pick for Tweet of the Day, March 13, 2009
“What’s the hardest thing about being on twitter? Telling your friends you’re gay.”
—@moelevin, pick for Tweet of the Day, March 13, 2009
“Just climbed into bed with my Macbook Pro on the first day. Don’t worry, my iPhone is here too. I’m a polygearmist.”
—@Kathy_L, Tweet of the Day runner up, March 12, 2009
“Nurse, do you really need to weigh me and take my blood pressure? I know I’m fat and out of shape, but I’m here for a sinus infection.”
—@jamietie, Tweet of the Day, March 12, 2009
