November 21, 2009

Saturday Night Fun.

We’re playing this game where you wave your hands around, randomly change batteries, and desperately press buttons hoping it recognizes controller two. So far this new Wii game is pretty lame.

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This dog really needs to brush. Or at least chew on a mint. I don’t know how he can do it. I’d be so ashamed.

This dog really needs to brush. Or at least chew on a mint. I don’t know how he can do it. I’d be so ashamed.

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Supposedly this dog is blind, but she has unerring accuracy when it comes to stepping on my delicates. Every time.

Supposedly this dog is blind, but she has unerring accuracy when it comes to stepping on my delicates. Every time.

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Man, am I old

Here’s my weekend so far:

7:30 PM Dinner with my wife and her friend. I paid.

8:30 PM Drop off my wife and her friend at the Pixies. I give her $40 so she has spending money.

11:00 PM Pick up my wife and her friend from the Pixies.

7:30 AM Wake up without an alarm!

I promise you I was cool once, 20 years ago.

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November 19, 2009
soandsuch: Talk me out of eating this. I barely noticed the food. What’s all this writing on the page? Is this some grand conspiracy theory you’re piecing together about how “BOY SWEATSHIRTS” and “LITERARY DEVICES” unduly influenced “ELECTIONS” and that the proof is obvious in “PHOTO1”? Or is it the con in your screenplay for the sequel to Usual Suspects?

soandsuch:

Talk me out of eating this.

I barely noticed the food. What’s all this writing on the page? Is this some grand conspiracy theory you’re piecing together about how “BOY SWEATSHIRTS” and “LITERARY DEVICES” unduly influenced “ELECTIONS” and that the proof is obvious in “PHOTO1”? Or is it the con in your screenplay for the sequel to Usual Suspects?

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“ The first rule of Helen Keller Club is: ARFCARBAHHHHGLE!!!
@sucittaM, Tweet of the Day runner-up, November 19, 2009

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“ Is this “New Moon” everyone is talking about supposed to replace the one that NASA blew up?
@MrBigFists, Tweet of the Day, November 19, 2009 (nominated by @ItsTheStepster)

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Is there an iPhone app yet that lets you see your retweets?

Most of my tweeting is from my phone, and retweets don’t show among mentions any more if they are done with the new retweet button. I like to know who’s laughing at my jokes, and not every one of my followers uses Favstar or Favrd, so retweets are the other way to see how well a joke goes over.

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November 18, 2009
“ Spending too much money to revive the economy could spark a double-dip recession, said Obama who was apparently eating nachos at the time.
@evrythingmustgo, Tweet of the Day runner-up, November 18, 2009

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“ There comes a day in every procrastinators life when she has to stand up and say enough is enough! And that day. Is tomorrow.
@Befralee, Tweet of the Day, November 18, 2009

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